1808's hibernation

"Big Shoes! Big Shoes!! Big Shoooooooooes!! Where are you? Holy shit! Is anybody here? Big Shooooooes!!"

"Yes, I'm here! I'm here! But who's there?"

"Who do you think I am? Oh, Gosh... As if you were speaking telepathically with a lot of creatures!  I'm 1808! The ant!"

"I'm sorry, 1808, I was using my headphones."

"Your headphones? Unbelievable! You too? For Antgod's sake!"

"Yes, I was using my headphones. What's wrong with that?"

"For Antgod's sake! I mean, for God's sake! Free your ears and listen to nature. Don't you realize that your ears will have become atrophied when you need to listen to something important? Oh..."

"You're very moody, do you know that?"

"Of course I know. I'm very moody, especially when I see silly and nonsense habits."

"There you go! You're incredible, 1808."

"Well, you can say what you want. But please, be quick: time is money."

"Where are you going in such a rush, and with those looks?"

"Where am I going, you ask? I'm going to hibernate! And, regarding my looks, I'd better not tell you what I think about the clothes you humans wear and what you look like... Don't you think my corn coat is elegant?"

"Well, yes, of course it is."

"It's a Roberto Antigo."

"Yes, I see."

"You don't see a thing, Big Shoes. Your head is full of noise and your neurons don't work properly."

"Neurons? What do you know about neurons? Do ants have neurons at all?"

"Big Shoes, you're more simple and ignorant than what I had imagined. You overachieve yourself every time we speak. I don't even know how I made friends with you. You're a good action I make every day, haha."

"Thank you, 1808. You're so kind."

"All living creatures have neurons, and even my littlest daughter knows that."

"Oh, well, I didn't know..."

"Well, mate, but back to the point: I'm going to hibernate and I must say goodbye."

"I hope it goes well and you rest. We'll keep in touch by FaceAnt."

"Same to you. And I hope that when I see you again you've sorted out the huge mess created by that bunch of uneducated politicians you have."

"Well... I don't know... See you soon, 1808. A little hug for you."

"A big hug, Big Shoes."


Traductora: Virginia Ruiz